Monday, April 29, 2013

Bucket list

Get married.....
Get into a career that pays well and I love.
Have children.
Go skydiving.
Go bungee jumping.
Appear on national TV.
Visit Rome.
Visit the Eifel tower.
Catch a shark.
Kill an alligator/crocodile

Dialogue



Sunday, April 21, 2013

Pickup Lines

Can i get a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for Christmas.
Can i get a picture of you so i can prove to all of my friends that angels do exist.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again.
Baby, if you were words on a page you'd be what they call fine print.
Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a map because i just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Blackout

Did officers not burglars wound one officer during court.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Ridiculousness


6 steps on how to be creative.

Limit your tools to only the most vital.

Don't listen to feedback. 
Having a routine. 
Letting go of perfectionism. 
Ignore trends. 

Ignore the past.

http://m.wikihow.com/Be-Creative

Sixers

You'll shoot your eye out kid.
No matter how broken, I'll dance.
Got to comfortable in this cocoon.
Our songs sound better when harmonized.
First string player, second string treatment.
I love being indoctrinated by you.
Looking ahead. Looking back. No middle
So many spaces so few words.
I like where we are here.
That sounded smarter in my head.
Ask me again in a week.
Sometimes "awkward" is a good thing.

50 Sad chairs

Why was I left.